From the Grand Epiphanies file:
I just realized something as I finished off my cereal. I love Life cereal and I love Cheerios. They are both made of the same thing. Do you know what it is? Oats. I must have the soul of horse.
I mean I really love them. I just finished lunch. Two bowls of Life and a bowl of Cheerios. Mmmmmmmm. Oats...