And another thing...

I'd like to introduce you to my computer, Caiaphas, the Pharisaical computer. He's a legalist, strict, strict, strict. He works with me here at the school. You'll notice that in the second paragraph of my last post he cast the d.e.m.o.n out of d.e.m.o.n.strate. Yesterday, he hounded the c.u.l.t out of c.u.l.t.u.r.e. Yep, he keeps me safe from corruption... and I can't figure out how to turn him off, but I can usually find away a.r.o.u.n.d. h.i.m....