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Mike Todd finds Monty Python getting political:

For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is...

My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the President of the United States. That shuts her up.